Everybody Poops

It was a slow holiday weekend in the city.  At one point in the middle of my shift a curvy Latina with a platinum blond wig passed by me (while I held up the wall).  She paused and smiled, leaned to look at the hidden tables under the stairs where a few new guests were drinking beers. Then she looked back at me and said, "I should go over there, but I'm gonna go take a dump first". I laughed and she headed down to the dressing room.