A Stripper's Soundtrack

One of the best parts about working in a strip club, besides the money, is the music. Because it's not a genre themed party (i.e. hip hop or house), all kinds of music can be played. Naked chicks are the theme. Mostly what we hear is based on what the girls request to dance to when they're on stage, but most of them are pretty lame and don't care so it leaves room for requests. If we don't request then the obvious dirty strip club jams will play- I'm In Love With a Stripper, She's Only 17, one of the many appropriate 50 Cent titles- you know, tacky stuff. 

That would be the DJ job I would want. All the girls tip him out every night too- 20 a pop and we get upwards of a 100 girls a night. Crazy. And they've got a nice set up, since they need a lot of technology back there in the booth to keep track of the rotation and which girls are in private rooms and therefor unavailable. The computer gives them the ability to download new music on command. Plus they're constantly saying crazy stuff and making growling and whistling sounds over the mic. I would have fun with that part especially. "And here comes Fantasy ready to fulfill your fantasies in a private room- GRRRRR... don't forget to tip your servers!"

I love it when the dancers pick conscious artists like Lauryn Hill to strip to. They so don't notice the irony. "Showin' off your ass like you thinkin' it's a trend, girlfriend lemme break it down for you again." Hilarious.