Dirty Money

I'm always getting a whiff of cocaine at the club.  Okay, I just gave myself away. Obviously I'm no saint- I don't do coke, per se, but I have tried it. It's been a really long time, I swear, but I'll never forget that distinct dirty coke smell and I think I smell it at the club.

It's especially strong by the cage- the window in the basement by the changing room where strippers pay their house fees and bartenders pick up and drop off their bank. The money room. When I'm flattening out and organize our tip jar I smell cocaine too. It's all over the cash, I think. At first I didn't say anything, but recently I made a comment about it and someone answered, "Everyone says that."