Halloween Flashback of a Flash Dancer...

I'm surprised I failed to mention my favorite stripper Halloween costume in my Halloween entry. "Callie" was one of those funny, smart dancers with a plan to save money, invest it and then get out, which she successfully did- a rare exception. Today she's in school without debt and owns New York City real estate. It was she who dressed as a conjoined twin, and it was classic.

Complete with a cloth diaper, an oversized bib to just cover both breasts between each dance, a pacifier, bonnet, and stripper heels- the coup de grace, of course, was a small baby doll she strapped to the side of her head.  The stiff piece of plastic was the sad, deficient, disposable, conjoined twin, blinking with each dip and lean of her lap dances. She told me her friends said she wouldn't make money dressed like that, but she did.  There's always a demand for the witty stripper because the supply is low.